The Chase Lounge

http://carolinashootersforum.com/showthread.php?t=74204 Read the whole thing. I don't know when I've laughed so hard. Lordy, I feel for the guy.... "Making my way inside, I was greeted by the sight of a children’s "pen" where 20 and 30-somethings could park their whelps while browsing for new pressboard furniture and leopard-print bean bag chairs. There was a small kiosk manned by a couple of 400lb women with garishly painted coffee complexions and ribbon-candy hair who were busy talking about someone's "baby daddy" and it was several minutes before I could break in and ask for directions. "I need an office chair." I announced. "Where should I go to find your selection?" "You needs to go to Office World. Just go up da escamalator and follow da path. You cants misses it." After parsing this sentence a couple of times, I was pretty sure I understood and set off into the depths of the store or, as I was soon convinced, Dan...

'cause most of them are slap wonderful! Random Thoughts of the Day: • I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. • I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? • Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. • I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. • The...