The Chase Lounge

Yep. I be melodramatic and stuff. jck and I have been talking about trying to get some traffic here. Mass email with invitation to be sent next week.

Check this out! Then go do your duty and report yourself. And report me while you're at it.

HAHA Life Goes On!

Finally! The Federal deficit explained in units of measure that I can understand.

(and possibly tears)

I've been neglecting the place. The chat room is back on line and I hope to be meeting GHS and Jean here on Wednesday nights for our AI bitch fest. Join us!

http://carolinashootersforum.com/showthread.php?t=74204 Read the whole thing. I don't know when I've laughed so hard. Lordy, I feel for the guy.... "Making my way inside, I was greeted by the sight of a children’s "pen" where 20 and 30-somethings could park their whelps while browsing for new pressboard furniture and leopard-print bean bag chairs. There was a small kiosk manned by a couple of 400lb women with garishly painted coffee complexions and ribbon-candy hair who were busy talking about someone's "baby daddy" and it was several minutes before I could break in and ask for directions. "I need an office chair." I announced. "Where should I go to find your selection?" "You needs to go to Office World. Just go up da escamalator and follow da path. You cants misses it." After parsing this sentence a couple of times, I was pretty sure I understood and set off into the depths of the store or, as I was soon convinced, Dan...

Not the best song I've ever heard, but it's got feelin'!!

Forgive me Lord. I haven't been praying enough lately....

So Jesse Ventura has a new show on TruTV called "Conspiracy Theory". I'd make fun, but the LA Times did it for me. If you walk up to any building and the door is locked, and your first reaction is to shout "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" you get a TV show.

I know she's using high tech props. But this one person fills the stage with music. I can never get tired of this one.

I know reality bites but geeze! You'd think I could find somebody online every now and then. Am I gonna have to start publishing gun porn.....

'cause most of them are slap wonderful! Random Thoughts of the Day: • I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. • I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? • Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. • I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. • The...

from Amarillo in the great state of Texas is my kinda song writer! Check out his new song " Obamanation ".

Back in the Seventies and Eighties I drove a truck for my father's company. Actually I drove several trucks; everything from a homemade mobile crane (we called it a "wrecker") that Pop had made out of a '52 Reo front end and a White rear end; to a '57 Reo that went through various incarnations as either a dump truck or a tractor; to a C700 Ford straight truck; to a W9000 Ford tractor with a 6-71 Detroit and a Fuller Road Ranger 10 speed trans. I got good enough with the Detroit that I could go up through the box without using the clutch, once I got the rig rolling. What you did was to wind the diesel out until the governor cut in (about 2100 rpm); back off just enough to unload the transmission; slip the stick into neutral; let the engine rpms drop back to a point you knew from experience would let the next gear mesh without jerking (usually about 1600); slip the trans into the next higher gear (and you literally had to feel the gears engage with the stick) and ac...

Best Levis commercial?

Now this AARP I like!