The Chase Lounge

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Then hire a stripper to take your place at the reunion!

I'd love to put this on E3G but I cribbed it off another board and don't have an author for it. A lesson for 2009 about How Our Government is Operating Young Barney Frank, clever and bright, bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Barney Frank, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Barney Frank replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I can't do that. I went and spent the money already." Barney Frank said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with a dead donkey? Barney Frank said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Barney Frank said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Barney Frank and aske