The Chase Lounge

You have got to check out Michele Malkin's blog. She's all over the porkulus package; complete with accompanying songs. Michele's column And down at the bottom of the page who do I find but an old friend: Arlo. Now I know he rewrote Tom Paxton's "I'm Changing My Name to Chrysler" while Bush was still in office. But you know what? I don't give a rat's ass! This.......this my friends, is the theme song of the revolution! This thing needs to be played on every radio station in the land! It needs to be played on every car radio! It needs to be burned to CD and sent to every stinkin' Congress critter who voted for this abomination! You know if they get one copy of the song they can pretty much ignore it. But if they get two copies; they may think they were sent by right wingers and they still might ignore it. But if they get three copies..........can you imagine your favorite Congress critter getting three copies of this song? They may think it'...

Well it seems that I might make too much money (really??) and don’t pay a high enough mortgage (much less than 31% of AGI) to qualify for the “perks” included in the Generational Theft Act of 2009. And I really wanna get in on the pilfering! So I’ve come up with a few ideas of my own to steal from my kid: 1. Wait till she’s at school and break her piggy-bank. Spend money on cigarettes and booze. 2. Close out her College Savings Coverdell account. It’s down to almost worthless anyway. 3. Cash in on those Savings Bonds she got when she was Born/1st Communion/whatever. Daddy wants golf clubs. 4. Her allowance? Ha! What allowance? 5. No more free-loading. I was mowing lawns by the time I was her age. I'll make her pay for the gas, too. 6. Start charging her “Gift Tax”. For everything.

...about the "Stimulus" package. The Government is giving money to businesses and people to "stimulate" the Economy, right? So where do they get the money to give out? People and Businesses, right? Then why can't they just not take so damn much in the first place?