The Bottom Ten Reasons to Vote for John McCain
10. Liberals only pretend to like him.
9. Conservatives only pretend to like him.
8. So it would be four years of nothing new from DC.
7. No more stupid impeachment bumper stickers.
6. John is a Veteran.
5. So is Ron Paul.
4. Bush didn’t push the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy’s plans enough, even when he had a “mandate”.
3. We’re not getting “The Fence” anyway.
2. I get to go back to not liking the President, like all the cool kids.
1. John could actually win in November.
UPDATE 1: It's seems that D4 is clairvoyant. Check his comment and reflect.
9. Conservatives only pretend to like him.
8. So it would be four years of nothing new from DC.
7. No more stupid impeachment bumper stickers.
6. John is a Veteran.
5. So is Ron Paul.
4. Bush didn’t push the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy’s plans enough, even when he had a “mandate”.
3. We’re not getting “The Fence” anyway.
2. I get to go back to not liking the President, like all the cool kids.
1. John could actually win in November.
UPDATE 1: It's seems that D4 is clairvoyant. Check his comment and reflect.
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(Oddly enough, this identical reason also appears on the Bottom Ten Reasons to Vote for Hillary)