A new tradition
This is going to be the weekly Friday post.
'Cause it says it all.
Cheers!
A quandary
I just got an email from Bill and he's willing to provide the books at cost. So the total, including shipping, is only $125. So we have about $345 extra bucks. (I should have mentioned earlier that Paypal charges a 3.2% transaction fee, so our total is a bit less than $470) So, refunds? Or take kulak's idea and donate the balance to Soldiers' Angels or some other group? Just let me know.
Comments
...
...... hmmm... (what do I do now?)
Um, excuse me, um, can I have a virgin Bloody Mary, please?
.....
(Hm, first time I come to a bar, and they don't even see me. Hm, maybe if I post a few jokes:)
The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: [Deleted] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to discover you're great at kareoke!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing without inhibitions.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex and not regretting what followed, in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
*******
The only sex education my mother ever gave me was: don't drink and smoke at the same time. Goodness knows what she meant! She wasn't even a smoker :)
I always wondered why I didn't get pregnant (I mean, when I wasn't on the pill) -- is it because I've never been sozzled?
I love S on the B, and Margharitas and vodka with steak tartar and all sorts of wines and liqueurs... oh, and don't forget my Bloody Mary, with a little ice and lemon, please?
Sorry for the lack of service but thanks for the jokes! Judgeing by the timestamp, (this blog is still set to the default Pacific time) you dropped by after last call.
There's usually a few of us gathered round the bar 7-10 central. Though I think we hung out till after midnight last night. Just hit the chat link on the left sidebar.
bhurka lady,
Ask and ye shall receive.
Thank you, DaddyQuatro!
PS - Kaal in my language means ... :)
The many voice in my head are unanimous (for once). Please pick a nic!
OT
Football in the snow at Lambeau. It doesn't get better than that.